18 Jun2016

Char Ming…

by Marketman

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Read out loud, slowly. Then don’t suppress your urge to burst out laughing. I didn’t. I’m sure if I had to write a sign in a foreign language it wouldn’t be brilliant, either. But this one was only one of dozens of signs or notices that brought smiles to our faces. :)

 

COMMENTS:

  1. Footloose says:

    I never make fun of someone who speaks broken English because I know it means he speaks another language but I get so much kick out of reading hilarious mistranslations. http://goo.gl/kJeOqK

    Jun 18, 2016 | 8:06 pm

     
  2. ros says:

    Would never make fun of the Chinese. They have the power to dispel horniness in 30 seconds. *trembles*

    http://www.pramool.com/classified/attach/H19383-0.jpg

    It’s good that Amazon is out of stock:

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Special-Whitening-Peeling-NATURE-BRIGHT/dp/B00KWTQAIK

    :D

    Jun 19, 2016 | 5:58 am

     
  3. ConnieC says:

    @Footloose : I salute you on your empathy, but the cool towel script is simply hilarious. I am happy to say that in my household with Visayan caregivers and kasambahay, no one takes offense and becomes a source of fun when we laugh at each others broken English or mispronunciations. Why in heaven’s name for example can’t you say salad ni Koys (salad nicoise).

    Jun 19, 2016 | 7:53 am

     
  4. ConnieC says:

    If one can die of laughter, I almost did! Thanks for the link Footloose.

    Jun 19, 2016 | 7:57 am

     
  5. joe jj says:

    “Fuck the duck until exploded” — this one made my day! Hahahaha!

    Jun 19, 2016 | 8:49 am

     
  6. chupacabra says:

    MM, that’s chinglish

    Jun 19, 2016 | 5:05 pm

     
  7. Natie says:

    “say whatttt”???

    Jun 20, 2016 | 2:53 am

     

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