18 Jun2016
Read out loud, slowly. Then don’t suppress your urge to burst out laughing. I didn’t. I’m sure if I had to write a sign in a foreign language it wouldn’t be brilliant, either. But this one was only one of dozens of signs or notices that brought smiles to our faces. :)
COMMENTS:
Footloose says:
I never make fun of someone who speaks broken English because I know it means he speaks another language but I get so much kick out of reading hilarious mistranslations. http://goo.gl/kJeOqK
Jun 18, 2016 | 8:06 pm
ros says:
Would never make fun of the Chinese. They have the power to dispel horniness in 30 seconds. *trembles*
http://www.pramool.com/classified/attach/H19383-0.jpg
It’s good that Amazon is out of stock:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Special-Whitening-Peeling-NATURE-BRIGHT/dp/B00KWTQAIK
:D
Jun 19, 2016 | 5:58 am
ConnieC says:
@Footloose : I salute you on your empathy, but the cool towel script is simply hilarious. I am happy to say that in my household with Visayan caregivers and kasambahay, no one takes offense and becomes a source of fun when we laugh at each others broken English or mispronunciations. Why in heaven’s name for example can’t you say salad ni Koys (salad nicoise).
Jun 19, 2016 | 7:53 am
ConnieC says:
If one can die of laughter, I almost did! Thanks for the link Footloose.
Jun 19, 2016 | 7:57 am
joe jj says:
“Fuck the duck until exploded” — this one made my day! Hahahaha!
Jun 19, 2016 | 8:49 am
chupacabra says:
MM, that’s chinglish
Jun 19, 2016 | 5:05 pm
Natie says:
“say whatttt”???
Jun 20, 2016 | 2:53 am